Post by Violin on Aug 7, 2023 19:17:13 GMT -6
"Timeee's uuuuuup! No changing your minds now - your votes are locked in! There's just one question left that remains..."
"Did you make the right choice? Or the dreadfully wrong one? Puhuhuhuhu... Let's see!"
Chisa Yukizome, the Ultimate Housekeeper, is...
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"G U I L T Y"
"G U I L T Y"
"Oh, you hate to see it! You really do!"
"I guess she didn't have it in her to clean house after all."
"Well, you all know what comes next! Say it with me, Megakuma! Let's give it everything we've got!"
"IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!"
Megakuma reaches his gigantic hand over the wall. He picks up Chisa by her ponytail, and he's so huge that all he needs is two of his fingers? Paws? Eh, whatever - He's only using two of those, like how you'd react if you had to touch a dirty nappy and throw it in the bin or something. ANYWAY!
Chisa struggles against Megakuma's vice grip, but he doesn't let up even slightly. Probably because he's about eighty times her size if I had to hazard a guess. The pain scorching around her head soon reaches an all-time peak, and her escapes and struggles gradually get weaker and weaker. From where you're standing it's hard to see exactly what's going on - but you think you notice, just barely, juuuuust shiny enough to see - a single tear fall down her cheek, before all hell breaks loose.
An audible RIP is heard, as Chisa's ponytail comes undone- Oh, sorry, got that a bit wrong. As it's ripped out of her head and she starts falling to the ground at breakneck speeds. Once she's splatted down onto the ground, now looking like the remains of a smelly fly, Megakuma brings out a comically oversized broom and sweeps her under the rug. And by "rug", of course, I mean he physically rips the ground open, sweeps her under it, and then drops it back down onto her.
With one more crunch, it's all over. No one ever saw Chisa again.
"And that's what happens when you try mopping MY immaculately cleaned hallways. Were they not clean enough for you?! Huh?! You won't BELIEVE the amount of favours I had to call in to get the place cleaned before you got here - kinda hard to mop when you're on the molecular level - and then SHE goes around the place wiping here and there saying it's not good enough! Bah! I'd have killed her even if she wasn't the Blackened."
"Wait, you're all still here? You graduated. You're free to go. The trial's over."
"Seriously, get lost! Go bug whoever's gonna host 101! I've got prep to do!"
"I'll see you all back here for Mini 200! Byeeee for now! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!"
"BYE BYE."
And thus ends the 100th Mini Trial. Thank you very much for participating in this one, and all the others!
This special victory goes to the Whiteneds. Excellent job, detectives!
It has been an honour hosting for and playing with all of you!
So from me, and every character I've ever played or hosted as in a Mini...
Thank you, and goodnight!