Post by Vaellin the Bard on Dec 7, 2022 23:27:20 GMT -6
Those freaking Murder Hobos!
Stalwart rushes into a horrible scene once again to find a rival adventuring party--one they'd all shared drinks with after a particularly difficult quest they'd teamed up for--completely slaughtered by those damn party members.
The scene is gruesome and once again the Murder Hobos are trying to defend themselves for what happened.
After hearing their rambling, once again Stalwart tries to figure out what happened. He has the following information.
Once more there were 4 victims.
The Murder Hobos are the culprits as well: The Barbarian, the Bard, the Rogue, and the Warlock
The victims were of the enemy part: the Enemy Bard, the Enemy Cleric, the Enemy Fighter, and their Pet Bear
The victims died in the following ways: Blown up, Pushed off a Cliff, Set on Fire, Split in Half
He also knows:
1. The Barbarian killed the enemy fighter.
2. The Rogue blew up his victim.
3. The one pushed off a cliff was either killed by the Barbarian or is the enemy cleric.
4. Between the Warlock and one who set his victim ablaze, one killed last and the other killed the enemy bard.
5. The third victim was not split in half.
6. The Bard killed before the enemy Bard was killed.
Stalwart needs to find who killed who in what order and how.
{The Answer}
Through the defiant claims of his friends Stalwart realizes that the first to strike this time was the Bard, pushing the enemy Cleric off the cliff.
Next the Warlock cast a vicious spell that split the enemy Bard in twain. What in the name of Pelor?
Not wanting to be one-upped by the Warlock's kill, the Rogue managed to kill the enemy Bear with some explosives, blowing the poor creature up.
The Barbarian's kill was last, ending with him killing the enemy Fighter in a blaze of glory.
These monsters. They were friends! Allies! Rivals! Not poor NPCs to be slaughtered for a bit of laughter. Stalwart would not stand for this.
Through the defiant claims of his friends Stalwart realizes that the first to strike this time was the Bard, pushing the enemy Cleric off the cliff.
Next the Warlock cast a vicious spell that split the enemy Bard in twain. What in the name of Pelor?
Not wanting to be one-upped by the Warlock's kill, the Rogue managed to kill the enemy Bear with some explosives, blowing the poor creature up.
The Barbarian's kill was last, ending with him killing the enemy Fighter in a blaze of glory.
These monsters. They were friends! Allies! Rivals! Not poor NPCs to be slaughtered for a bit of laughter. Stalwart would not stand for this.