Post by Magnus on Sept 14, 2022 5:37:45 GMT -6
All of a sudden, hands were raised and fingers were pointed in the direction of Pepsi Man, who was fiddling guiltily with his recently stolen necklace. Accusations were flying about the room, suspicion founded on conjecture and false assumptions.
”You’re a thief and a murderer!”
What a ridiculous allegation. While Pepsi Man tried defending himself, Merro raised their hand and called over someone from the background, and ordered meals for everyone. All the while, everyone else at the table pelted Pepsi Man with accusations.
The Geyser Experiment
Ingrid’s drink was the first to arrive; a glass of water mixed with lemon juice. Wearing a bemused expression, Ingrid reached for the glass and clumsily knocked it over her phone, which had been on the table beside it. A sudden cry filled the air.
Zhongli was then poured a refreshing glass of Osmanthus wine, which he passively drank while ignoring Ingrid’s insulting scream.
The Subject simply shook their head as the server came around, refusing the meal before even seeing what it was. During this time, Paul made a very specific request for mint candies. All the while staring in the main suspect’s direction.
The kleptomaniac Pepsi Man, of course, was given an entire jug of Pepsi, to be downed in one go. Upon noticing Paul’s light sweets, Pepsi Man failed to resist the urge to snatch them away. Wait… did Pepsi Man even have a mouth?
…When Pepsi Man chugged their Pepsi and swallowed Paul’s mint candies, an internal reaction caused a lot of the carbon dioxide within the drink to suddenly bubble and attempt escape.
Under normal circumstances, the swell of carbon dioxide could’ve escaped through the unfortunate victim’s mouth… but Pepsi Man apparently didn’t have one. As for how Pepsi Man could drink the Pepsi in the first place… require more study.
KA-BOOM.
Turn Order:
— Ingrid Fluencer (30% Sane) —
— Subject Σ (100% Insane) —
— Paul (~85% Sane) —
— Pepsi Man (100% Sane) —
— Merro Rompherg (80% Sane) —
— Zhongli (90% Sane) —
— Dame Da Ne Guy (80% Sane) —
…
And That’s All, Folks!
— Ingrid Fluencer (30% Sane) —
— Subject Σ (100% Insane) —
— Paul (~85% Sane) —
— Pepsi Man (100% Sane) —
— Merro Rompherg (80% Sane) —
— Zhongli (90% Sane) —
— Dame Da Ne Guy (80% Sane) —
…
And That’s All, Folks!