Fortunately / Unfortunately

[⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆]

Hey everyone, it's ya boi Lys of one word story fame. Let's tell another story together. Here's how this one will work. I'll start off a story, like this...

Alu was walking down the street one day and found a $100 bill on the sidewalk!

Next person to reply will make poor ol' Alu's experience unfortunate. For example...

Unfortunately, when he went to grab it, Tetsu also went to grab it at the same time!

And the next person will try to remedy the situation...

Fortunately, Tetsu is a nice person and let Alu pick up the bill.

Back to the pessimistic side...

Unfortunately, Alu then dropped it down a sewer grate.

And then another Fortunately and so forth! Sound fun!? Let's begin! I'll start off our story.

Alu woke up one morning with sunlight streaming through the windows and birds singing outside his window.

[crazynuto]

Unfortunately Alu found himself in a jail cell, with bars on the windows and a stern looking guard at the door.

[⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆]

Fortunately, today is the day Alu gets released from jail!

[crazynuto]

Unfortunately a mob of angry senior citizens are protesting Alu’s release outside the prison.

[⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆]

Fortunately, Alu is an Olympic runner and easily outruns them on his way out of prison.

[mao]

Unfortunately, Alu trips and falls down into the rat-infested sewers.

[crazynuto]

Fortunately the rats treat Alu as their god and offer him trinkets and shiny things as tithe.

[Vaellin the Bard]

Unfortunately, these rats like to sacrifice their gods and Alu's days are numbered!

[⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆]

Fortunately, Alu is able to discover a secret passageway that will allow him to escape his fate!

[Peregrine]

Unfortunately, this passageway leads deeper downwards, rather than upwards.

[crazynuto]

Fortunately the passageway opens up into a wine cellar filled with lavish vintages worth at least several thousand…Hollandollars or whatever the hell it’s called.

[mao]

Unfortunately, Alu doesn't know the value of these wines and gets wasted, waking up the next morning to an empty wine vault and a terrible hangover.

[crazynuto]

Fortunately the kind owner of the mansion put Alu in a spare bedroom to sleep off the hangover

[⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆]

Unfortunately, when he does finally wake up, he's tied up in the back of a moving van.

[Tetsu]

Fortunately its a van filled with butter knives which allows him to cut free from his restraints