Post by jash on Feb 22, 2021 20:05:49 GMT -6
After everyone has written down their votes on scraps of paper, Deadpool performs a Survivor-style counting of the votes. He’s surprised that there were only two votes, but no matter, they surely figured it out who it was! There is one vote for Tsuyu and one vote for him!
"Ok so now for the moment we've all been waiting for!! Was I or Tsuyu the Blackened? Time to find out! And the verdict wasssssssssss... "
"Ok so now for the moment we've all been waiting for!! Was I or Tsuyu the Blackened? Time to find out! And the verdict wasssssssssss... "
"INCORRECT!!!
Man You guys suck! Clearly the killer was in fact Squirrel Girl!! Man I really thought you guys would get this, but oh well."
Deadpool picks up Tsuyu and runs to the sauna, screaming "IT’S PUNISHMENT TIME!!!"
He cranks the sauna up as hot as it will go (which is really hot trust me) and then barricades himself and Tsuyu inside, all while she's screaming at him to let go. The others can only watch in horror as the heat causes her skin to welt up and become all red. Like the proverbial frog in the frying pan, her agony is long-lasting as each layer of her skin burns away slowly. Though Deadpool remains out of sight, the group can only imagine how his already-scarred skin will react to this environment. After a few minutes Tsuyu starts to shiver, her frayed nerves no longer able to register the obscene heat. The moisture seems to have been siphoned from her body when at last, her body takes mercy, and she falls unconscious.
They stay in there for a little while longer before Wiccan decides enough is enough and blasts the door down. When he gets to Tsuyu, he can tell she is dead. Deadpool, however, isn't, and after being pulled out, his body seems to be all shriveled up, but not dead! Slowly it seems to rejuvenate until his body is back to normal. He springs up and shouts "HA GUESS I’M NOT DEAD FUCKERS".
He then looks over to Squirrel Girl. "Hey listen, you were supposed to kill one of the newbies to test their mystery solving skills, to see which ones would be fit to join our new group, the Super Mega Awesome Sleuthing Avengers! Losing one little squirt isn't much of a big deal, but losing Spider Kumaing! is!!! Like damn!!! You killed my boy!!! But eh whatever, it looks like all we learned here was that none of you are fit to join the Super Mega Awesome Sleuthing Avengers. Welp. Everyone get the Kuma! out. This is my mansion now, bitches.”
Man You guys suck! Clearly the killer was in fact Squirrel Girl!! Man I really thought you guys would get this, but oh well."
Deadpool picks up Tsuyu and runs to the sauna, screaming "IT’S PUNISHMENT TIME!!!"
He cranks the sauna up as hot as it will go (which is really hot trust me) and then barricades himself and Tsuyu inside, all while she's screaming at him to let go. The others can only watch in horror as the heat causes her skin to welt up and become all red. Like the proverbial frog in the frying pan, her agony is long-lasting as each layer of her skin burns away slowly. Though Deadpool remains out of sight, the group can only imagine how his already-scarred skin will react to this environment. After a few minutes Tsuyu starts to shiver, her frayed nerves no longer able to register the obscene heat. The moisture seems to have been siphoned from her body when at last, her body takes mercy, and she falls unconscious.
They stay in there for a little while longer before Wiccan decides enough is enough and blasts the door down. When he gets to Tsuyu, he can tell she is dead. Deadpool, however, isn't, and after being pulled out, his body seems to be all shriveled up, but not dead! Slowly it seems to rejuvenate until his body is back to normal. He springs up and shouts "HA GUESS I’M NOT DEAD FUCKERS".
He then looks over to Squirrel Girl. "Hey listen, you were supposed to kill one of the newbies to test their mystery solving skills, to see which ones would be fit to join our new group, the Super Mega Awesome Sleuthing Avengers! Losing one little squirt isn't much of a big deal, but losing Spider Kumaing! is!!! Like damn!!! You killed my boy!!! But eh whatever, it looks like all we learned here was that none of you are fit to join the Super Mega Awesome Sleuthing Avengers. Welp. Everyone get the Kuma! out. This is my mansion now, bitches.”
you got this
