Post by peterparker on Jan 15, 2021 13:12:36 GMT -6
Merlin seems to strain his ears. "Hmmm? Did someone say train yards? No, sir, I haven't seen a train in this town. Now if you'd said graveyard, I would have to confess that I was at the graveyard at the very beginning of the night. I wasn't doing anything shady, if that's what you're implying. I just saw the grave of my old friend, Sir Edwin Clumperton, and I just had to see if he wanted to have a tea and catch up. No dice, though, on account of he's dead as a doorknob. Dead bodies are far more stubborn than they were when I was a boy! I remember we used to go around making skeletons dance just for fun, and one time we were down at the ..." Merlin tells a very long-winded story about several people who nobody else knows. The story doesn't seem to go anywhere.
"In any case, it's too bad that I can't seem to revive the dead or I'd have this poor fellow tell us what happened to him. I suppose we'll have to figure it out the old-fashioned way. Unfortunately, I didn't see this man all night."
Merlin mumbles to himself incoherently for a moment, then says, "Oh, yes, the library. There was quite a bit of mayhem there overnight and it's a wreck. Everything's been broken and it looks like someone tried to bash in the door to the clock tower. You know, last night I saw Zelena and Kyrie fighting in the library, and then Rapunzel entered the fray. Could any of you explain why you needed to destroy a perfectly good library? Back in my day, we had fights outside with only our fists. Youths these days, no respect for property, can't even have a proper fight without throwing books all over the place..."