Post by ⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆ on Aug 7, 2020 18:09:58 GMT -6
It's a nice, peaceful day at Garreg Mach Monastery. Panty and Stocking have made sure of that...
...oh wait no they haven't 'cause Alois is dead wait what the heck oh no.
TRUTH BULLETS:
...oh wait no they haven't 'cause Alois is dead wait what the heck oh no.
TRUTH BULLETS:
{Anarchy Rule}Being angels, and through the power of Host magic, Panty and Stocking Anarchy as well as the chosen group of 5 students had free and exclusive reign over the campus during the period of the murder.
{State of the Body}Alois has given his last pun and is now in a puddle of blood in a patch of grass inside the greenhouse. His neck is broken, and there is light bruising across his face. There are several deep cuts on his arms, from both of his palms, all the way down to his elbows. The cuts are in many directions, from fully vertical to fully horizontal.
{Alioss Condition}Alios had a commonly known... digestive issue.
{State of Alois’s Dorm Room}A book entitled ‘*Pun*derstanding Wordplay’ has been tucked hastily under his pillow. The sheets are rumpled, and Alois’s pants are on the floor. Finally, a full glass vial of a strange, dark-colored liquid was found on his bed-side table.
{State of the Greenhouse}Other than Alois’s body found underneath a tree, the greenhouse was found untouched. This is, of course, including the new state-of-the-art latrine that the Anarchy sisters whipped up: they say a magic spell cast on it allows clean water to clean your buttocks after use.
{State of the Dining Hall}The Dining Hall is a large room with a small table at the north on which students and staff can use fire magic in order to cook. It seems someone’s fire magic got out of hand, though, because the Hall is scorched and full of smoke. Curiously, there is a small knife left on one of the tables, edged with blood but completely free of ash or burn marks.
{State of the Training Grounds}The Training Grounds look like someone really took their anger out on some training dummies. Several axes are stuck in the dummies, and strewn on the ground too.
{Dorm Rooms}Under Panty and Stocking’s rule, everyone, students and staff alike, sleep in the first floor dormitories (found on the lower left wall of the map). Stocking claims it was so she didn’t have to walk up the stairs, but it seems that Panty has been using this proximity to sleep her way through everyone at the Monastery.
{Sock}A lone, dry sock was found on the floor of the outdoor walkway just outside Alois’s dorm door.
{Panty and Stocking’s Weapons}Panty and Stocking are angels with a mean streak. Panty’s panties can turn into a gun, while Stocking’s stockings can turn into a sword.
{Stocking’s Sweet Tooth}Stocking has, always has had, and will always have a massive sweet tooth.
{Panty’s Personality}Panty generally cares little about others, has a short temper, and is overly lustful.
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