Post by mao on Jul 13, 2020 22:01:02 GMT -6
The crew is nearly unanimous. You all stare at Clover, the security gal, who’s one job was to keep you safe. You’re appalled at her blatant disregard for your lives, which led her to murder your sexy and brave captain, Copernicus Leslie Qwark! In fact, you’re at a total loss for what her motive may have been. You have no conclusive evidence either.
But… that’s not a problem, after all, you all did vote for her, didn’t you?
Dio grabs her arm and cuffs her. Clover is screaming, asking you to really think about this before you do anything hasty. Smith is reading her the Martian Miranda Rights, when Mikan interrupts by falling into a compromised position and June says: “We can’t let her live! She’s been taken by the Alien!” You all look at each other. That’s right, the Alien. You all forgot about that so quickly. You guess you’d better execute her before you leave, then.
Your sexy and brave captain, Copernicus Leslie Qwark, walks in holding a flamethrower from the Armory. He tells everyone to step aside as he roasts the murderer alive. Clover’s screaming her innocence till her last breath, well, not literally since being burned alive is pretty painful and mostly it’s just that she’s screaming. You all feel extremely happy about yourself for catching the killer. Now, you can go back home!
You all board the ship. Phi sets the course back to Mars and you take off from the moon. What a creepy place. Hope you never have to set foot there again, and you won’t…
Because you’ll all be dead!
As you approach your home planet, someone finds a black box of the station’s security room inside the ship. Huh? How did this get in here? Suddenly, the ship’s engines start going crazy. They’ve been tampered with?! Where’s the engineer?! He’s…
Waving at you all in an escape pod, heading towards the planet as the ship explodes into a large nova and all of you blink out of existence. Oops, turns out you were wrong.
All along, the real Blackened was…
But… that’s not a problem, after all, you all did vote for her, didn’t you?
Dio grabs her arm and cuffs her. Clover is screaming, asking you to really think about this before you do anything hasty. Smith is reading her the Martian Miranda Rights, when Mikan interrupts by falling into a compromised position and June says: “We can’t let her live! She’s been taken by the Alien!” You all look at each other. That’s right, the Alien. You all forgot about that so quickly. You guess you’d better execute her before you leave, then.
Your sexy and brave captain, Copernicus Leslie Qwark, walks in holding a flamethrower from the Armory. He tells everyone to step aside as he roasts the murderer alive. Clover’s screaming her innocence till her last breath, well, not literally since being burned alive is pretty painful and mostly it’s just that she’s screaming. You all feel extremely happy about yourself for catching the killer. Now, you can go back home!
You all board the ship. Phi sets the course back to Mars and you take off from the moon. What a creepy place. Hope you never have to set foot there again, and you won’t…
Because you’ll all be dead!
As you approach your home planet, someone finds a black box of the station’s security room inside the ship. Huh? How did this get in here? Suddenly, the ship’s engines start going crazy. They’ve been tampered with?! Where’s the engineer?! He’s…
Waving at you all in an escape pod, heading towards the planet as the ship explodes into a large nova and all of you blink out of existence. Oops, turns out you were wrong.
All along, the real Blackened was…
Quark!
Just about to turn the power on in the Power Room, he was attacked by an alien and possessed by a powerful desire to kill the man he envied the most, Qwark.
He went on and grabbed a shovel out of the Waste Recycling room, before heading to the Storage, where Qwark was just walking out of the Armory. He murdered the captain by destroying his helmet and watching him choke without oxygen, quite simple and efficient. He then dragged the victim to the inside of a cargo container, so he wouldn’t be found easily. To top it off, Quark switched his name tag with Qwark’s.
Then, he went on about his night as Qwark. He grabbed a marker from the Briefing Room after meeting Dio, met up with Chiaki and Mikan in the Main Office, before heading to the Crew Bathroom and passing by Clover in the hallway to write a message on the bathroom wall. Then, they returned to the crime scene to carry out the last part of their scheme, switch back the nametags. Things couldn’t have gone much better for them!
Anyway, Quark will now infect the planet with the alien parasites and destroy all civilization as you know it, having means to extend to other planets via spacecrafts!
Just about to turn the power on in the Power Room, he was attacked by an alien and possessed by a powerful desire to kill the man he envied the most, Qwark.
He went on and grabbed a shovel out of the Waste Recycling room, before heading to the Storage, where Qwark was just walking out of the Armory. He murdered the captain by destroying his helmet and watching him choke without oxygen, quite simple and efficient. He then dragged the victim to the inside of a cargo container, so he wouldn’t be found easily. To top it off, Quark switched his name tag with Qwark’s.
Then, he went on about his night as Qwark. He grabbed a marker from the Briefing Room after meeting Dio, met up with Chiaki and Mikan in the Main Office, before heading to the Crew Bathroom and passing by Clover in the hallway to write a message on the bathroom wall. Then, they returned to the crime scene to carry out the last part of their scheme, switch back the nametags. Things couldn’t have gone much better for them!
Anyway, Quark will now infect the planet with the alien parasites and destroy all civilization as you know it, having means to extend to other planets via spacecrafts!
you got this
