Post by Codeskull on Mar 4, 2020 16:01:22 GMT -6
"ZZZZZZZZZZZ..."
Minikuma snaps back to life as the final vote is placed.
"Hmm? Oh, oh! It seems you all finally reached a conclusion!"
"Let's see... You all think that pure little sleepwalker did it? Way to blame the only one of you diligent enough to catch the murderer red-handed!"
"No, see, Mao witnessed one Mr. Wright attack Cam with that pool skimmer! He walked off before he witnessed the subsequent drowning, but I guess that's to be expected from such a lazy bum! Then, Phoenix hid the skimmer in the (unusually large) pool filter. "
"Then, Phoenix dragged Cam down to the first floor bathroom. He himself puked in the toilet, gave himself a very minor cut to leave a trace blood onto the toilet, positioned Cam's body appropriately, and then went to the Sauna. The End!"
"Wait, what's that? How is that possible when 👧🌼 saw Sherry leave to the Sauna right after leaving the pool, and Sherry saw Phoenix in the Sauna? What... what do you mean?"
"Wait, hold on! You're right! How are you right!?! That doesn't make any sense! 👧🌼 would've had to just stop existing for a decent amount of time! There weren't any Truth Bullets about that! Something must be wrong with the script..."
Minikuma pulls out what appears to be a 40 page script, and starts reading from it. After a few minutes, he looks up, and speaks up.
"...Whoever wrote this thing needs to be punished."
{Minicution: Writer's Block}Codeskull is brought into the Trial Room neck-first by Minikuma. "Wait," he says "I'm sorry! I can explain! I was tired, and I didmthpmthmm!"
Minikuma has stuffed Codeskull's mouth full of toilet paper.
Then, Codeskull is dragged, kicking and screaming, to an executioner's block. He is made to kneel, and put his head through the gallows. Realizing fighting is futile, he closes his eyes, and accepts the inevitable...
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Codeskull opens his eyes and looks up for his death; staring right into the oncoming giant pencil that impales his entire body.
Minikuma has stuffed Codeskull's mouth full of toilet paper.
Then, Codeskull is dragged, kicking and screaming, to an executioner's block. He is made to kneel, and put his head through the gallows. Realizing fighting is futile, he closes his eyes, and accepts the inevitable...
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Codeskull opens his eyes and looks up for his death; staring right into the oncoming giant pencil that impales his entire body.
you got this
