Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2016 17:24:07 GMT -6
SHSL: Graverobber
Gender: Female
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Burgundy
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 97 lbs
Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous (Primarily Right-handed)
Skill Tree Specialty: Blackened (Bad) Whitened (Good)
BACKSTORY
"So like... a super long time ago... maybe, umm... Yeah, I don't know. Maybe a month or decade ago I got this super duper uber feeling that I should go down to the cemetery and there were these guys there. I was all like WHAM POW CHOP KICK! and they totally ran away thinking I was a spoopy ghost girl or something because I forgot to brush my teeth so I kinda just smelled like death. Anyway, so I super stole all of these things out of graves and it was so much fun, O-M-G! But like the super sugoi stealthmaster I am, I always got away!... Except like 4 times, does that count? I totally got busted stealing things and got taken to the station. Then my butt got smacked real hard for it... Not by the cops though. By my parents. Anywho, I really like Pocky. That's why I took all the stuff. I mean, duhh? How can you buy Pocky without any munz!? So I stole all the rare thingies the dead guys totally didn't need and totally pawned them in the weird slummy part of town where you get weird looks from old dudes all the time. They really seemed interested in younger girls. Anywho, some things were also suuuuper expensive and rare and totally amazing, so I felt real guilty and took them to museums and stuff in the night. I kinda left them on the doorstep. Turns out a lot of those were like, returned... actual stolen items from the museum! O-M-G who would steal this stuff!? So like... that's probably why I got an exemption from the actual legit government. I checked. And they said I was doing more good than harm so they didn't want to stop me. As long as I, like, promised not to break government things. Dumbest request ever! Like, serious. Anywaaayy, it's super fun. And now it's like my "Ultimate Talent" apparently. Everyone else gets in a bunch of trouble and barely finds anything awesome. Maybe I know where to look, huh? Welp, this is getting super boring and I have like super lots of Pocky flavors to eat. See ya later!"