Post by Kuroneko on Jul 20, 2023 1:28:38 GMT -6
"Perhaps we should go into detail to make it clear that the fire wasn't my doing. I wasn't quite ready to be awake yet, so immediately went to the library to fall asleep reading. Kurosaki, Egret, Honoka, Nona, and Sir Onion Knight entered the building with me."
"I pass Kurosaki while leaving the library. She had a new umbrella and scarf. Mr. Onion Head was walking through the main hall with had a bowl of something. He was headed in the opposite direction from me. Pup passed me at the vestibule, heading inside the building. Oh yes, the vestibule candles were on at this point. For some reason, they were out by the time of investigation. For some reason, there was hay all over the infirmary. We pranced along the shelves and accidentally created a small ocean in the doctor's office. A drawer seems to have been emptied of basic medical supplies, although we could not tell what exactly."
"We went to the back room of the church after, and saw the heretical onion covering the statue when we stopped to give the goddess our nightly praising..." She spots a few (that she misinterprets as) skeptical looks and goes, "What? The moon reflects the light of the sun so we can totally praise the sun at night. Hmph."
"Anywayyy, we go to the furnace room after. We grab the whip while passing the stables and set it on fire. Why don't they have better whips here?"
"Making the most with what we have, we create flaming swirlies in the night. They were pretty. I think we spooked Sonia though. She was at the doorway of the grand hall shouting about a party. We want to go make some fire art first though and zoom along to the drawing room to play with flaming paint. Did you know paint can catch fire? I didn't! Umm, sorry about the wallpaper."
"Having finished our masterpiece, we head off to the grand hall. Onion rings came from the ballroom and headed in with me. Sonia was already inside. Someone made a swing on the chandelier. What monster would create such a fire hazard? It was fun though. Honoka runs in shouting about a fire, and Egret shoots Layers with a crossbow. A weird bird starts screaming and the party is all ogre now."
"I pass Kurosaki while leaving the library. She had a new umbrella and scarf. Mr. Onion Head was walking through the main hall with had a bowl of something. He was headed in the opposite direction from me. Pup passed me at the vestibule, heading inside the building. Oh yes, the vestibule candles were on at this point. For some reason, they were out by the time of investigation. For some reason, there was hay all over the infirmary. We pranced along the shelves and accidentally created a small ocean in the doctor's office. A drawer seems to have been emptied of basic medical supplies, although we could not tell what exactly."
"We went to the back room of the church after, and saw the heretical onion covering the statue when we stopped to give the goddess our nightly praising..." She spots a few (that she misinterprets as) skeptical looks and goes, "What? The moon reflects the light of the sun so we can totally praise the sun at night. Hmph."
"Anywayyy, we go to the furnace room after. We grab the whip while passing the stables and set it on fire. Why don't they have better whips here?"
"Making the most with what we have, we create flaming swirlies in the night. They were pretty. I think we spooked Sonia though. She was at the doorway of the grand hall shouting about a party. We want to go make some fire art first though and zoom along to the drawing room to play with flaming paint. Did you know paint can catch fire? I didn't! Umm, sorry about the wallpaper."
"Having finished our masterpiece, we head off to the grand hall. Onion rings came from the ballroom and headed in with me. Sonia was already inside. Someone made a swing on the chandelier. What monster would create such a fire hazard? It was fun though. Honoka runs in shouting about a fire, and Egret shoots Layers with a crossbow. A weird bird starts screaming and the party is all ogre now."