Post by crazynuto on Mar 23, 2021 14:27:22 GMT -6
"Doctor Doofenshmirtz is at it again. Our satellites have picked up strange readings from Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, with our Evil Detector readings off the charts. This sounds like a recipe for disaster, so we're sending you with our newest recruits. Go put a stop to him, the Tri-State Area is counting on you."
Our trusted team of Secret Agents arrives at Doof's house, and grapples up to the balcony, getting into various fighting poses. Ready to face the...Evil? Doctor Doofenshmirtz. Well that's what his branding says so he must be.
And standing there, holding an evil-looking switch, is the Doof himself.
"Ah Perry the Platypus, oh and hello to your little friends. How good to see you. And by good I mean...well good...it's nice to have company over.
Anyway I bet you're all wondering what my evil scheme is for today huh? Well let me tell you. I've always wanted an evil minion, someone who would do my bidding and help me take over the Tri-State Area, yet you always foil my schemes. It was impossible to find help that would work under such conditions, always complaining about Labor Laws and Dental Plans.
So I thought, "What if hit two birds with one stone" and turn you into my minion with this, my DESPAIR-INATOR. Do you like the name, it just reeks of Evil."
With that he presses the button, and the device in his hand promptly explodes, a sickly green wave of energy washing over you all.
"Well I thought...hmm...it should've turned one of you Evil but...I'm not sure who. No matter! I'll just grab some popcorn and my PLOT ARMOR-INATOR and watch the carnage!"
TL;DR: You're all secret agents in an Evil Scientist's lab, who's turned one of you evil. Blah blah blah killing time.
Sign Ups End on Thursday at 10 pm EST.
Trial Starts on Sunday at Noon EST goes to Tuesday at 10 pm EST (since it's my birthday on Saturday and I'll be too busy to start it before then)
Maps will be in a separate post. Sign up as any secret agent of your choosing please.
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