Post by jash on Feb 15, 2021 11:58:45 GMT -6
It seems to be a day like any other in New York City, full of the usual traffic jams, street fights, and the occasional superhero destroying a block or two in their quest to save the world. Little do a certain group of people know that today, their mailboxes hold a letter that could change their lives forever.
At the end of a long day, these future heroes come home to find an envelope with the Avengers seal shining on its front. Each of them opens it with trembling fingers and removes a thick sheet of paper. When the paper is unfolded, a hologram appears above it.
At the end of a long day, these future heroes come home to find an envelope with the Avengers seal shining on its front. Each of them opens it with trembling fingers and removes a thick sheet of paper. When the paper is unfolded, a hologram appears above it.
“Hello! My name is Pete- er, Spiderman! And this is my friend Deadpool!”
“Shut up, we are NOT friends.”
“We’re looking for the next generation of Avengers. I call it the Avengers Initiative Two: Electric Boogaloo. We’re inviting YOU to be a part of it!”
“That means you get to hang out with me all day! Well, most of you will.”
“Deadpool and I have been alone in this mansion ever since I inherited it from my father.”
“And we’re just roommates. Yes, I promise that that is all. Please no questions, the situation’s complicated enough already.”
“Sorry, that’s a touchy subject for my buddy here. Best not to bring it up.”
“No we are not gay lovers! Why do you keep asking that?”
“Relax, man. They’re not even here. You see, we’ve been dealing with some … uncomfortable fanfiction written about us lately.”
“Not gay! Just roommates! Not even friends! Jesus, how many times do I need to tell you?? AH Kuma! A SPIDER!!!”
“That’s just me.”
“Wait who just censored me? That's Kumaing! horseshit.”
“Don’t scare away our future heroes! Remember, we’re looking for ANY type of superhero, no matter how unusual or unconventional! Your superpower can be anything from flying to daddy’s money! I mean, it worked for Batman.”
“Hey, wrong cinematic universe, moron.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Anyway, you guys know the drill. Sign up with your name, optionally a picture, and your superpower! The sign-ups will be open for 48 hours.”
you got this
