Post by ⋆⋅ Sage ⋅⋆ on May 16, 2020 5:57:21 GMT -6
Klavier's eyes lock onto Mao as soon as the other man speaks. "Surely you remember seeing me, Herr Mao? If not, let me refresh your memory... I should enlighten you all as to what I've been up to all day, anyway."
"I started out on the boat with the rest of you. I wanted to serenade you all with the sensual amalgamation of my guitar and my voice, but there wasn't really enough room to play, so I tried to flirt with some people, namely Herr Battler and Fraulein Jessica. I was ignored by both of them, can you believe it? So I decided to go to the church. (A1)
"In the church, I sat down to play some guitar by myself. I'm working on a new hit single for the Gavinners, and I wanted to practice it. But my voice is so beautiful, ja? I found myself starting to get... worked up." He winks. "So I went in search of someone to... help me with that. (A2)
"I went to the dining hall, and made a beeline for Herr Battler. He's so sexy, you know...? But then I saw someone else... someone good-looking enough to write albums about... and he was under the table. I figured he wanted me to meet him down there, but there were other people around, and I couldn't do something that would affect my image as a prosecutor. So I didn't go under the table, even though I very much wanted to. But when the food arrived, this sexy stranger stole my food and replaced it with a banana peel! I was sure that this was a message that he wanted my banana... you know what I mean, ja? I got caught up... imagining things with him, and when I came back to reality, everyone had left. So I went in search of this sexy stranger. (A3)
"I went to the garden to look for him and grabbed a rose to give him. But I cut myself quite badly on the thorns..." Klavier holds up his hand to show the gash on his hand. "I didn't care, though. I was desperate to find this sleepy stranger. I headed to the church again to see if he was there, and on my way, I saw Haichi filling a bucket with water. On my way to the church though I saw my sleepy prince... in a hole. (A4)
"I approached him, but he..." Klavier pauses here, looking conflicted. "...I am sorry, Herr Mao, but you smelled awful. I almost threw up right then and there. You smelled so bad that I lost all interest. What a buzzkill. I went on to the church, where I saw Haichi again, trying to put something on the door. I asked him what he was doing and he told me he wanted to pull a prank to spill water on someone when they entered the church door. I helped him, because, well... seeing someone all wet is pretty nice indeed, ja? We went into the church and hid, waiting for someone to enter. (A5)
"Someone finally came in - it was Fraulein Sonia, and she got completely soaked! But it wasn't as sexy as I'd hoped, because the lovely lady started to cry and ran away. I laughed, but Haichi did not. I tried to smile at him, but he ran off as well. (A6)
"I wasn't sure why he didn't laugh - after all, the prank was his idea! But oh well. I stayed in the church to play guitar and sing some more. Then Fraulein Ai entered and listened to me. But then Fraulein Jessica came in, looking very worried. She asked us to follow her, so we did, and met up with the others. (A7)
"We followed Fraulein Jessica and Herr Battler to the library, where... well, you all know." He looks solemn. "We found the body. (A8)"