Post by peterparker on Apr 20, 2022 21:26:31 GMT -6
"Heyyy, suits! I th-"
"I think I have some questions for you!"
She holds herself up against her podium railing, having a massive grin
"How was-"
*hic*
"-your night? Are you enjoying yourself?"
She giggles a little bit
"Oh yeaaah! I was gonna ask, what's the deal with this red syrup thing? It's so undescriptive, I'm too much of a ⑨ to know!"
"And then that starchy water you mentioned! You seem smaart, can you tell us what that's about?"
"I think it's important, but I just don't know!"
"I think I have some questions for you!"
She holds herself up against her podium railing, having a massive grin
"How was-"
*hic*
"-your night? Are you enjoying yourself?"
She giggles a little bit
"Oh yeaaah! I was gonna ask, what's the deal with this red syrup thing? It's so undescriptive, I'm too much of a ⑨ to know!"
"And then that starchy water you mentioned! You seem smaart, can you tell us what that's about?"
"I think it's important, but I just don't know!"
Byakuya pushes up his glasses and glares.
"If you must know, my night was going just fine until these fools began harassing me and asking inane questions. I've already discussed the starchy water such that the necessary deductions should be obvious, but as you said ... the lot of you just don't know when an important clue is in front of your nose.
"Since you fools seem to be getting nowhere fast, I suppose I can shed some more light on my investigation, only one more time. Don't make me repeat myself again, or we'll be solving your murder next.
"For those of you with the attention span of a goldfish, I investigated the Infirmary/Princess Peach's Room and smelled melted plastic in the medicine cabinet, where some medicine bottles had had their labels melted off. As I've said, the substance within had no medicinal smell, and tasted like starchy water.
"... I held off revealing this information before, but I'll say it now - the starchy water had red food colouring in it. Yes ... almost like a red syrup. There were several bottles of this in the medicine cabinet, with their labels melted off and the seal beneath the cap still intact. Obviously, I immediately deduced that one of these bottles was taken and used in the red wine, and the others were melted so that we wouldn't know what they were. Of course I knew this from the startI did NOT just think of it now.
"I'll tell you about the rest of my investigation, since you all need me to spell everything out for you. I found a skeleton, dressed in the Dead King's robes - I held back on this to catch him in a lie, but now he's freely admitted to having been in that room and, well, we can all see he's naked. There was also a bed which had been slept in, but I assumed that was just used by one of you plebians, having never seen a proper bed before and wanting to experience the life of the wealthy.
"Well, then? Have I spelled it out clearly enough for all of you? You can sort out the confusion on your own. My time is far too valuable to repeat myself."
"If you must know, my night was going just fine until these fools began harassing me and asking inane questions. I've already discussed the starchy water such that the necessary deductions should be obvious, but as you said ... the lot of you just don't know when an important clue is in front of your nose.
"Since you fools seem to be getting nowhere fast, I suppose I can shed some more light on my investigation, only one more time. Don't make me repeat myself again, or we'll be solving your murder next.
"For those of you with the attention span of a goldfish, I investigated the Infirmary/Princess Peach's Room and smelled melted plastic in the medicine cabinet, where some medicine bottles had had their labels melted off. As I've said, the substance within had no medicinal smell, and tasted like starchy water.
"... I held off revealing this information before, but I'll say it now - the starchy water had red food colouring in it. Yes ... almost like a red syrup. There were several bottles of this in the medicine cabinet, with their labels melted off and the seal beneath the cap still intact. Obviously, I immediately deduced that one of these bottles was taken and used in the red wine, and the others were melted so that we wouldn't know what they were. Of course I knew this from the start
"I'll tell you about the rest of my investigation, since you all need me to spell everything out for you. I found a skeleton, dressed in the Dead King's robes - I held back on this to catch him in a lie, but now he's freely admitted to having been in that room and, well, we can all see he's naked. There was also a bed which had been slept in, but I assumed that was just used by one of you plebians, having never seen a proper bed before and wanting to experience the life of the wealthy.
"Well, then? Have I spelled it out clearly enough for all of you? You can sort out the confusion on your own. My time is far too valuable to repeat myself."